RECENT UPDATE: THE BLACK BEAN PATTY IS NOT VEGAN. DO NOT BE FOOLED, FOOLS!

Today, after bringing my comforter to the dry cleaners (who knew you had to dry clean comforters?! Why is being an adult such a struggle? #FirstWorldProblems), for dinner, i recently discovered Which Wich, which (get it?) is an amazing sandwich shop and super close to USC. Which Wich is basically Subway on steroids. In a good way. In a great way.

Don’t get me wrong. I will always love Subway. I mean, Subway, “I wish i knew how to quit you”. Yes i just compared my relationship with Subway to the one in Brokeback Mountain…but i  do have a deep love for Subway. I mean ..it was my first …….. 

First favorite sandwich. Geez what were you thinking?

So anyways, Which Wich has a little bar thing with all diff types of sandwich bags and you pick one (“Vegetarian” one for us vegan gremlins) and you check off the bread and toppings you want on your sandwich. It reminds me of the scene in that weird ass (but actually good) movie Return to Oz when the girl picks her lunch off a lunch pail tree. Because of that, I was always jealous of her . Well, i was jealous of her up until the part when she gets chased by the headless witch. 

On the vegetarian sandwich, you can check off either tomato avocado, black bean patty, hummus, or artichoke hearts. (I by mistakenly chose three of them and then the lady told me that i could only choose one. I wanted to sing like that girl in Willy Wonka when she sings,  “I want the world. I want the whole world. I want to lock it all up in my pocket. Give it to me now!”) 

But i was mature about the situation, and chose the black bean patty (SO good) on white bread, which are both vegan (The wheat bread has honey in it). Also you can “skinny” you’re wich, which is just taking out some of the bread in the bread if that makes sense? If you pick the black bean patty, have no fear, you can still add avocado and hummus as a topping, just not as the actual (Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, you got that super) base of the sandwich. I got BBQ sauce (vegan), hummus, avocado, mushrooms, lettuce, and caramelized onions. I also had mine as a “hotwich” and not a “coldwich”. Now i want to replace every word with “wich”. 

THE SANDWICH WAS AMAZING. NOT EVEN KIDDING. Delicious customized sandwiches. So many yummy flavors. YOU MUST GO. Correction: YOU MUST WICH.

(The picture of the sandwich looks kinda shitty, but i swear, it is amazing….Kinda like me. #Jokes #ImJustShittyInGeneral) Also, Does anybody else think the word “wich”  reminds you of the word “wedgie” or is that also just me?

 

Trojan pride 🙂