DON’T GO HERE. DON’T GO HERE. DON’T GO HERE.

Legit some girl on instagram posted about how she went here and got the vegan hot dog so I decided to go with my friends and we all HATED IT….for multiple reasons.

Not only was the vegan hot dog NOT VEGAN, but the food was mediocre all around and the line took foreverrrrrrrr. Starting with the hot dog, it’s legit called “THE VEGAN HOTDOG” which has guac, tomatoes, and, onions.

BUT we found out that both the bun AND the guac had milk in them (the guac had milk! HOW GROSS). So we just got the veggie dog with tomatoes and onions. HOW LAME. Like whatttttt!! How can you call something vegan when only a part of it is vegan!!! THIS IS NOT OKAY. Like I am so freaked out you have no idea.

We hate-ate all of our fries because we were so annoyed about the hot dog and felt so sick afterwards because the fries were so greasy and gross. And my non vegan friend even said the non vegan hot dogs were mediocre.
We legit hate ourselves for eating all the fries AND going to Pinks and I will never step foot in there again. Such a stressful lame experience, but at least my friends and I suffered through it together. 

The service was very annoyed with us for asking what was vegan and stuff (granted the line was super longer so they were prob stressed) but one of the ladies was super nice and gave us all the ingredients and told us what not to eat.

 I told them that they should warn people about the vegan hot dog not being all vegan and they were like “People know that the bun and guac have milk in them”. IM LIKE NO THEY DON’T. CLEARLY. #BYEEEEEEEEEE

That photo was taken BEFORE we actually experienced all that. We had no idea what was coming. Look at those innocent, ignorant smiles. Look how hopeful we look about the world. We’ve learned now. The world is a cruel cruel place. 

P.S. The uber price back from there was 6.66….Nuff said

P.S.S. The name “Pink’s Hot Dogs” is extremely sexual. Also, hot dogs in general are just suggestive. Like a weiner….in a bun. Think about it.

P.S.S.S. Our uber driver on the way back gave us a speech about the power of words as determining our fate and creating negative or positive energy in our life. So instead of saying “FUCK THIS PLACE NEVER AGAIN” I will say “On to more adventures and taking risks, even if they don’t turn out as expected”.

BUT SERIOUSLY FUCK THIS PLACE NEVER AGAIN