So yes my friends, we have finally ventured to the land of “The Vegan Fat Kid” to try the infamous (or is it famous? Who knows) Mac Daddy burger…which is basically the vegan version of Micky D’s big mac (McDonalds Big Mac for those who are slow on slang).

Side note:  can we like not use the word “daddy” in the burger title? I feel like that’s such weird and fetishy title for guys, no? Like “oh look at her down that big daddy” (or do I just have a really dirty mind? Nah, the patriarchy is behind this. I know it. Trust me, I’ve seen some weird insta captions with these burgers…) 

Anyway, Bella, our friend Maxine, and I went for lunch the other day. It’s mainly a vegan grocery store (with literally every vegan product EVER) but it also has a small deli which sells burgers, tacos, quesedillas, you name it!

We tried the mac daddy (#macmommy?), the western bbq, and Maxine tried the Cali Burg. She loved her burger. Bella and I loved the western BBQ (which came with bbq slathered onion rings inside ugh #fuckmeupfam) but the mac daddy was like uber underwhelming. I have no idea what da fuk dat fat kid raves about. And the name is just so creepy I can’t. 

On another note, I got a bunch of dank vegan goodies for my friends bday at the store (incuding a vegan rice crispy treat I ate waiting for my lunch to come lol) so I would say it was a sucess.