I’m really offended that you think you know what delicious acai bowls taste like but you’ve never been to the Fruitologist. Like… that OFFENDS me.

BEST. ACAI. BOWL. OF. MY. ENTIRE. LIFE. WOW. WOW. WOW.

Words DO NOT describe. 

Dudesssssssss, this acai bowl was made with watermelon juice SO IT TASTE LIKE ACAI AND WATERMELON AND HEAVEN AND WATERFALLS AND RAINBOWS AND ANGELS SINGING AND HARRY STYLES GIGGLING (basically everything that is good and pure in this world).

I got the Sunset Bowl and it was the one with without bananas (which was baller cuz no me gusta bananas). I also topped it with peanut butter because #duh. And it was AMAZING. 

They also have a bunch of treats on display, most or all of them are vegan. I got the Salted Caramel Crunch and… SHITTTTTTTT. SO FUCKING DELICIOUS. Like this place is a gold mine of YES. I would pay someone a million dollars just to go get me one of those salted caramel crunch bars.

COME HERE. JUST DO IT FOR ME PLEASE. I will literally dream about this place until I die.