Um….NO. Nope. I’ll pass. Maybe another time. I’m good. Thanks thought!

What I am trying to say is …DO NOT GO HERE. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. 

Now I know what you all are thinking. Why is this vegan bitch shitting on the only ALL-vegan pizza place in London? Ok, guys, first of all, you know I support and appreciate all efforts to normalize veganism, so I really do appreciate the effort that went into this restaurant. But would I recommend it to you guys? As a friend (we’re friend right?), I’m gonna be honest: FUCK NO. 

I have no fucking clue how this motherfucker got 4 stars on yelp and a million rave reviews. My sister Bella was in town for the day and I wanted to treat her so I was all like “Hey, I can take you to this vegan pizza place I heard was really good” and lo and behold, it was dissapointing AF. 

Why? It’s very simple.

The. Food. Was. Bad.

The salad came with no dressing. K. 

The pizza legit tasted like nothing. Cool. 

And the pasta carbonara that EVERYONE raved about was…lowkey terrible? Nice. 

Idk, maybe it was something in the water that day (get it? FED by WATER???), but I don’t get the hype surrounding this joint. 

Again, I have nothing against the restaurant. The staff was nice and I love seeing vegans come together and eat yummy food, but I just can’t ship this #sorrynotsorry #alittlesorry 

Actually, now I feel terrible for being mean to this place when all it was trying to do was spread vegan love and make the world a better place. Excuse me while I go cry.