RECENT UPDATE: EVK IS THE WORST PLACE EVER. WE WROTE THIS BLOG POST AS OBLIVIOUS FRESHMAN!!! THIS PLACE SUCKS!!! #HIPSDONTLIE

Not gonna lie, even though I know los Angeles is the heart and city of vegan heaven, I was a little nervous that there wouldn’t be any vegan options in the cafeteria and that I would have to live the next year off of Lara Bars, Nugo Bars, and crackers (#thatveganlifedoe #whatwedoforanimals) but but but but but (#butt) the EVK has SO many delicious amazing vegan options (All labeled) I will def be there everynight for dinner!!! It seriously is “everybody’s” kitchen. #veganrepresent 

Anyway, everyone is like “Ew the food sucks balls” and I’m like “yeah, ’cause your eating mediocre pizza and shit, not the delicious veggies and stuff like me. But when you’re a vegan, your taste buds change. Because you can rarely find food, so anything labled ‘vegan’ suddenly becomes delicious” so I’m gonna be that geek and say I love the food in the cafeteria. There I said it. Suck on that haterz. 

The first night they has roasted  butternut squash and “cheezy” quinoa and “chicken” (Which was quinoa with gardein chicken bites and daiya cheese). It was SO yummy. It’s basically like having home cooked vegan meals that change everynight. Literally paradise. Honestly, I must be the biggest loser on campus. Like, I’m salivating over cafateria food. 

Second night, they had roasted cauliflower, roasted seasoned corn, and a vegan fajita station with vegan rice, bean, and tempeh stir fry. TOTES LOVIN THIS DINING DOLLAR THING MAN #freshman15? 

And they also have a salad bar with my faves, corn chickpeas, celery, tofu, you name it and this delicious raspberry tea to wash all this deliciousness down. (I feel like everyone who goes to the EVK is like vomiting in their throats reading this. They just haven’t tasted the sweet life of a vegan I guess #suitelifeofolieandbella?) 

Anyway, enjoy the gross photos of cafeteria food. Is better than it looks even though most people would beg to differ.