Who doesn’t love raw food?! And no, I’m not talking about those limp ass “zoodles”, I’m talking COOKIE DOUGH.

A new cookie dough shop has opened up in NYC and it’s so popular, you literally have to wait an hour in line just to come in. They have one or two vegan flavors that are really yummy and clearly labeled on the menu, but if I’m gonna be honest (Spoiler alert: I will), the wait AINT worth the DOUGH. 

In all realness, you could just pick up cookie dough from a supermarket in two minutes. Why wait in line for an hour to watch somebody scoop it for you into a cup? Also, eating scoops  of cookie dough is not as enjoyable as eating scoops of ice cream. That cookie dough becomes sickeningly  sweet after like the third bite. It was yummy. But too much.

The appeal of cookie dough is that you’re NOT supposed to eat it. So when you get permission to eat as much as you want… it’s almost too much? Ya feel?

I get it, it’s trendy and cool, but if you have better things to do that wait in line for cookie dough, than you definitely have your priorities figured out. Unless, your number one priority is getting likes on Instagram. Then girl, get yo ass to Cookie DŌ NYC! This shit is trendy!