Impossible Burger at Crossroads Review

GUYS GUYS GUYS. If you’re vegan or vegetarian and miss the taste of real meat or just like bomb-ass burgers, HAVE NO FEAR, the Impossible Burger has just become your homegirl.  

Scientists found an enzyme in plants, that had only been previously found in meat, and they created a vegan burger that tastes JUST LIKE real meat. Thanks scientists for actually making a difference in this world #lolImAScreenwriter

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Crossroads serves the Impossible perfectly. Fluffy, soft, delicious, and with a side of (to-die-for) truffle fries. Crossroads only serves it on the weekdays and they run out quickly, SO GO GET YOUR DAMN BURGERS.

I want one right now, but i’ll just have to settle for a microwaveable burrito because I am too lazy to leave my bed right now. Also tbh, I’ve been listening to “Fuck Donald Trump” song on repeat and it’s SO FN CATCHY.

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