Hey guys, guess what holiday is on February 14th?

No, not Single Awareness Day….no not Galentines Day….noooooo… IT’S MY MOTHAFUCKIN BIRTHDAY YO!

Anyways, the twin surprised me with a birthday gift this year (we never buy each other bday gifts because it’s just weird) but she got me one this year! Plot twist of the century man. Never saw it coming  Anyways, it was all Valentines day themed and also was filled with my number one love: CHOCOLATE. Anyone who knows me, knows I love chocolate more than anything in the world. I one time said I would rather never fall in love then stop eating chocolate #Truedoe

This chocolate is from Sjaak’s Organic chocolate and it is so yummy!  So check it out guys and gals.

So if you have a vegan boyfriend or girlfriend (then screw you because you found love) then deff buy them some adorable chocolate! Or if you’re single and just a fat ass like me, then  have your sister buy it. Or just fuck it and buy it yourself #Empowerment

Thanks again for the gift Olie! Here’s to hopefully another 20 years of eating too much and being called the wrong names and to all of our weird shenanigans and hilarious inside jokes and our random ass adventures! Thanks for dealing with me when i’m annoying AF. I can’t even deal with me when I’m annoying AF.