Am I the only one who thinks Lush is horribly overrated and overpriced? And no, I don’t think it’s overrated because it’s overpriced. I think it’s overrated because it genuinely sucks, and it being overpriced just makes me hate it more.

I appreciate the whole mostly-vegan, natural thing they have going on. I do. I wish I could love it like most people do… but sadly…. I DON’T GET THE CRAZE. Their shit literally sucks.

I got a fairy soap shit bar thing. And it legit had the texture of a rock and smelled like Pepto Bismol. It like “leaked” pink dye and glitter all over my shower too. I ended up throwing it out because….. ?WHAT?

The strawberry shaving cream, I kept. For absolutely no reason. The jar is so inefficient to use while shaving. The shit doesn’t even lather.

IDK MAN. LUSH SUCKS A NUT.

I really hope a mob of pre-teens don’t come after me for saying that….