I don’t want none unless you got buns, hun! (Lol Grammarly just tried to make sense of that sentence and failed.)

Anyway, yes, my twinny and I finally tried the raved about, uber-publicized booty scrub that I keep seeing all over my Instagram feed. As you may or may not know, my sister and I are 1/2 Puerto Rican, so we’ve had butts WAYYYYY before they were cool. Like, we had butts even when they were uncool. You know, back when being stick thin with no curves was the shit. 

Now that butts are back in style, I can confidently say “I was on that trend before all of you people!! So suck on that!” 

To further remain on top of this booty trend, I had to try this booty scrub. Yes, this scrub is 100% vegan. It’s a walnut shell based scrub and it’s made with walnut shells (duh), aloe, water, lavender flower, vitamin E, sunflower oil, and other vegan goodies!

It literally made my butt feel like a baby’s butt. I think you’re supposed to follow the scrub with the Anese Booty Mask, but I forgot to order that, so I can’t attest to the TRUE final review. I can only review the effects of the scrub and, lemme tell you, that scrub made my butt soooooo soft. Like “I just shaved my legs” soft. LIke “I feel like a slippery dolphin” soft. 

My only words of caution are: the scrub is brown colored and if you put it on your booty in public, it might look like you shit yourself. Maybe just keep it for the shower LOL.