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Selena Gomez Now Wearing Giant Faux Fur Hats for Louis Vuitton

Ummmmm who cares if the hat is fake fur when the jacket and the bag are real leather? Like I’m so confused. Why even point out that the hat is fake fur? To make it seem like you care about animals? Pft. People who have a problem with fur, but wear leather are my pet peeeeeeve.  BRO.