Did someone mention an incredibly trendy, cruelty free makeup line?!?!?

NO. BUT I JUST DID. 

Dear stranger (or friend?), I introduce you to Glossier. 

If you don’t already know Glossier, maybe you should get on the trend train at the next stop, because you’ve got a lot of catching up to do. (LOL JK. I learned about Glossier like a month ago while buying vegan cookies #priorities) 

This makeup line is super cute and aesthetically pleasing. To top things off, Glossier has partnered with Momofuku Milk Bar (which, if you also don’t know what that is, I will legit BUY you a ticket on the trend train cuz…. GURL) and they made a cake flavored lip balm. GUYS… it tastes and smells like candy and cake and dessert and deliciousness….

….and it SPARKLES.

Buy dis shit. 

p.s. Did the “trend train” joke drag on way too long? Was it never funny to begin with? Am I just looking too into this? Does anything really matter? God, are you there?

Asking for a friend….